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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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