remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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