ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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