brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
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If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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