he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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