put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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