marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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