porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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