i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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