called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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