I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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