ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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