So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
pray to the hookup gods
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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