You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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