wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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