but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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