she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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