like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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