Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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