what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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