sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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