hell yes lets make some ravioli
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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