Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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