I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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