What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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