i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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