Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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