i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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