Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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