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i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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