someone get that fucking seahorse.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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