I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
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Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
A bitchslap is in order.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize