Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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