Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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