we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Someone shattered a urinal.
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You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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