dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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