Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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