if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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