I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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