Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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