That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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