Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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