dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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