every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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