all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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