Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
two words...techno handjob
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We left the knife in your bed.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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