By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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