We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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