So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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