How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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